Get This

THIS IS DIZZY STUFF, FOLKS!

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nova-bright:

when people type the phrase ‘get this’ and they aren’t talking about ‘Get This’ I become really sad.

I should indoctrinate more people to the cult of Get This. It’s pretty fucking awesome.

People still seem to be surprised when I tell them that Steven Segal’s band is called Thunderbox.

They shouldn’t be surprised. They should already KNOW.

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Kim Beazley and Cheese (Get This) (by WilburGrisham)

Whilst the drama unfolds in the battle for leadership between Rudd and Gillard perhaps we can gain some wisdom from the only Labor leader to have his own theme song: Kim Beazley.

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Get This: Local Nutbags

Tony:
This is from Donna in Brisbane. There's a guy who goes into her bank every day at 11am wearing a hard hat and a lab coat. He walks up to the teller, places a sandwich bag full of SAND on the counter, and politely says "I'd like to deposit this into my account, please". They give him a receipt for 'Bag of sand x1' because it's easier than having an incident. They've been doing this for THREE YEARS.
Ed:
What's going to happen when he comes for his sand? He'll want interest on that.
Tony:
Just send him to a beach! "That's where we're storing it".
Frank Woodley:
Oh, he'd know. He'd know. "That's not my sand!".

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