Tony:This is from Donna in Brisbane. There's a guy who goes into her bank every day at 11am wearing a hard hat and a lab coat. He walks up to the teller, places a sandwich bag full of SAND on the counter, and politely says "I'd like to deposit this into my account, please". They give him a receipt for 'Bag of sand x1' because it's easier than having an incident. They've been doing this for THREE YEARS.
Ed:What's going to happen when he comes for his sand? He'll want interest on that.
Tony:Just send him to a beach! "That's where we're storing it".
Frank Woodley:Oh, he'd know. He'd know. "That's not my sand!".
Oh, wow! I can't believe I had no idea until now that this blog existed! I am all too familiar with busting out Get This references and receiving nothing back other than confused, slightly worried glances. But I suppose that's what happens when you talk of secret lotion bases. XD Thank you for everything!